No Rest for the Weary
Since Joey’s birth, it seems like we have had only a handful of nights marked by 7+hours of consecutive sleep. The excuses are many and varied: newborn feedings, adjusting to two kids sharing a room, illness; you name it, and we’ve used it. If you ask either of us how we feel on any given day, the answer is pretty much the same: exhausted!
This past Friday was a rare night when both kids slept soundly the entire night. We have been slowly nursing Joey back to health in the past few weeks, and we’ve found that increasing his solid intake has helped tremendously with his middle-of-the-night wakings. We finally turned a corner and were looking forward to a restful night’s sleep.
But our visitor had other ideas.
Around 2am, I woke up to a rustling noise that sounded like it was coming from the corner of our bedroom. Typically I would just identify the source of the noise (i.e. Gromit shifting positions, a neighbor’s dog barking, etc) and roll over and fall back asleep. But this noise didn’t have a logical source–at least not one I could identify immediately in my groggy state. I sat up in bed to get the full stereo affect, and when I did Joe said, “it’s coming from the attic.” He had apparently been awakened several minutes before me, and was also listening intently. He turned on the light and looked around the floor just to be sure. Gromit was sleeping peacefully and didn’t appear much concerned. He’s certainly not winning any awards for schnauzer of the year.
After a few minutes of listening, the sound stopped. We both tried to go back to sleep, but you can imagine the thoughts that were going through our minds at 2 in the morning. Whatever was making that noise had to be huge, otherwise how would we have heard it? And if it is in the attic, could it not also find it’s way to our bedroom…or our bed? I pulled my covers tight against my chin and stared wide-eyed at the ceiling.
After several more minutes of silence, the noise started again. Joe suggested that we turn on the radio and maybe the noise would scare it away. We listened to an entire CD, all the while the critter continued its victory dance above our heads. It was nonplussed. By this time, it was almost 3:30, so Joe decided to take more drastic measures. He got up and found his cricket bat and started banging on the walls and ceiling hoping to encourage the little beast to move along. That seemed to work for a while, but the damage was done. We were both wide awake and unable to stop hypothesizing about the nature of this R.O.U.S. (Rodent of Unusual Size). Joe thought it was a squirrel, but I felt sure we had a nest of rats who were undoubtedly nibbling through our wiring at that very moment. As we talked, I started running through fire escape routes in my head and determining which scrapbooks I would attempt to grab if there was time for such things.
By about 4:30 the noises stopped and we were finally able to fall asleep. Only a few short hours later, our darling daughter bounced into our room, and we were jolted awake once again. I looked around the room (now bathed in sun light), hoping it had all been a bad dream; but the cricket bat next to the bed was a not-so-subtle reminder of the reality of our pest. I can’t go anywhere in the house now without the fear of coming face to face with whatever it is lurking above our heads. Yuck!!
I will spare you the details of our pest removal method, mostly because I don’t want to think about it anymore, and also because you probably don’t want to think about it either. We aren’t even sure it will work, but time will tell. All I know is that our perspective has now changed. The sound of babies crying, coughing, and even puking, is far better than waking up to the sound of unexpected visitors in the middle of the night.











